Joel vs. The World

Well it's 2:30pm in the afternoon, and I have not gotten any work done yet. None whatsoever. 

Excellent.

This means my nefarious plan to rule The World is right on schedule. 

You see, I will lull The World into a fall sense of security, waiting for the right moment when it least expects me to strike. And when I am in the gutter, covered in urine and shame, I will make my move and WHAM! World goes down - and I rule!

Very good. Very, very good.